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A retired gentleman by the name of "Welcome"Went to South African Home Affairs which some called HORROR Affair to apply for a pension. The woman behind the counter asked him for his ID...he told her he had left it at Home.

So the Clerk Said, "Unbutton your SHIRT! " He then opened his shirt revealing his Grey hairy chest.

So the clerk said, "That Grey hairy chest is proof enough for me".And she processed his pension application.

When he got home he excitedly told his wife about his experience.

His wife said," You should have as well dropped your pants so that you get a disability pension too!"

Living in Disguise Part 1


There was a Zimbabwean Woman who had a white wedding and has two (2) lovely kids.
They had a very happy life together. One day the Wife decided to migrate to South Africa
to find a job and try to assist the family in one way or another.

The husband glady agreed. when she arrived, she got a job as a stripper/hooker. No one from home knew exactly what she was doing. She usually sent money home and everyone was happy for her.

only if they know how she was making the money they collected every month......

Truly African, Truly

There was this man who was a Truck driver. On his way from Durban to Johannesburg, he approached a dangerous place called Van Reenen. He then saw a woman terribly hurt and bleeding. She was signaling him to stop. He felt pity and began to slow down.

The moment he stopped, she went through an opening in the bush. The Driver got confused and followed her, in astonishment, he found an Accident Car about to go in flames. Who else was in there?? The same woman he saw stack on the steering wheel dead and a Baby at the back seat crying.

What is your conclusion of this story....?